Sunday, May 17, 2009

Before or After? :: Poo-Pourri or In-odor-ous

My dear friend Rachel gifted this item to me a while back. In my eyes, this was the perfect gift coming from a friend who knows me well. Poo-Pourri works really well, but you have to spray BEFORE you go, and it leaves a lemon citrus scent.

Now that I've run out, I'm thinking of trying this new spray I found online called, In-odor-ous by OdorJustice.


It has multiple uses to neutralize.... like smoking, late-night partying, smelly friends, nasty passerbys, and possibly even exiting a rotisserie/char-filled restaurant.

OdorJustice claims to be created by sustainable green technology,
making a mist that is ODORLESS
.

It comes in a portable spray bottle and says you should spray anytime and all the time including AFTER which is mostly the case for everyone. Maybe I should check this out??





Tuesday, May 12, 2009

TEXT MESSAGING : This is how you text.

Everyone uses text messaging on their cell phones. I'm guilty of texting like it's email.
I totally abuse it, and pay $16 extra each month?!

Yes, I usually tell you something you really don't need to know - however, I want to say something....

So this is how my sister teaches me - the PROPER usage of texting:




April Fools!



I know this is a bit late - it's May already. But I cannot let this one go! I have to show you
the funniest Daily Candy message I received via email. I was actually kind of interested in checking out these guys' site and to see if this was going to be a "hit"????

here's the link for more reading:

http://www.dailycandy.com/los_angeles/article/42634/Poops+I+Did+It+Again

Friday, May 1, 2009

Designer Poo Poo Stationary created by Elephants

I got this in my work email by a co-worker....and I was surprised it was available
at such a large retailer?!! (Target.com)

This is a great message about our future: Eco-friendly = "Poo products"
(I love the name too - Elephant Poo Poo Paper)

So, what does "Also features Ordorless" mean???
Ha!! that's one crappy "Dear John…" letter.

Check out this list of features: I didn't see any Reviews yet, maybe I will be the only one :)
  • This eco-friendly product features paper made from recycled elephant waste fibers
  • Includes an informational pamphlet on elephants and the making of this product
  • Rectangular Stationery Set
  • Features Blank Cards
  • Includes 6 Pieces of Paper , 6 Envelopes
  • Includes Portfolio
  • Burgundy
  • Also Features Odorless
  • Made of Acid-Free Recycled Paper, Textured Paper

Thursday, January 1, 2009

King of the Hill's "Unmentionable Problem" episode

"Hank's Unmentionable Problem" :: Feb. 23, 1997

Episode: Hank's ongoing consti
pation causes great concern for Peggy and, much to Hank's embarrassment, everyone else in Arlen knows too. It's been 4 days since his last visit.

The moral of the epsiode is to eat more "Faux Fu". I guess in Texas there's a huge consumption of meat!

Here, Peggy rushes into the restroom while Hank is sitting on the can. She just woke up from a horrible nightmare where she & everyone in Arlen is at Hank's funeral - he is killed by toxic-poo! Peggy begs him to go seek professional help. (Don't die on us Hank!!!!!)
The episode shows everyone eating bacon and steak - a basic plateful of reddish brown food.
Then there's poor Hank trying to eat his Faux Fu due to doctor's orders. He makes a visit to the public restroom and Peggy suggests he goes into the Ladies for privacy...don't we all want that? There's at least 3 shots in the episode of Hank sitting on the can!! I didn't know television can show stuff like that? NO parts were displayed of course // Not even a butt shot - thank you!

My question is, why does the poo doctor at the hospital have to be Asian!? or is he the preview of Con & Min moving into the neighborhood??.....

Sunday, December 28, 2008

There's a new neighbor in the neighborhood


Look who moved into the neighborhood?! This sign has been one of the best highlights of the entire neighborhood. People walking their dogs have stopped to inquire about its findings. Yet, tenants like me have seen the unmentionable rolling around the car port.

Yes I "pootalk", but I don't want to drive my car over one's poop! It's one thing to talk about it - but to see it, is a whole new blog...

This humorously designed sign was created by my neighbor nextdoor to me in apt #4. I asked her about where she found the image of the man squatting, and she said her boyfriend posted the photo of this squatter to make sure whoever was doing it could see the image even if they didn't know how to READ!! ha!

They have now moved out and I'm sure they will not miss the dodging of doodoo outside their car door.
I have asked her to leave their sign behind as a reminder of their humor.
Great chatting with you! Thanks for the gift....I mean the sign.