Before or After? :: Poo-Pourri or In-odor-ous

My dear friend Rachel gifted this item to me a while back. In my eyes, this was the perfect gift coming from a friend who knows me well. Poo-Pourri works really well, but you have to spray BEFORE you go, and it leaves a lemon citrus scent.

Now that I've run out, I'm thinking of trying this new spray I found online called, In-odor-ous by OdorJustice.

It has multiple uses to neutralize.... like smoking, late-night partying, smelly friends, nasty passerbys, and possibly even exiting a rotisserie/char-filled restaurant.

OdorJustice claims to be created by sustainable green technology,
making a mist that is ODORLESS.

It comes in a portable spray bottle and says you should spray anytime and all the time including AFTER which is mostly the case for everyone. Maybe I should check this out??

TEXT MESSAGING : This is how you text.

Everyone uses text messaging on their cell phones. I'm guilty of texting like it's email.
I totally abuse it, and pay $16 extra each month?!

Yes, I usually tell you something you really don't need to know - however, I want to say something....

So this is how my sister teaches me - the PROPER usage of texting:

April Fools!

I know this is a bit late - it's May already. But I cannot let this one go! I have to show you
the funniest Daily Candy message I received via email. I was actually kind of interested in checking out these guys' site and to see if this was going to be a "hit"????

here's the link for more reading:

http://www.dailycandy.com/los_angeles/article/42634/Poops+I+Did+It+Again

Designer Poo Poo Stationary created by Elephants

I got this in my work email by a co-worker....and I was surprised it was available
at such a large retailer?!! (Target.com)

This is a great message about our future: Eco-friendly = "Poo products"
(I love the name too - Elephant Poo Poo Paper)

So, what does "Also features Ordorless" mean???
Ha!! that's one crappy "Dear John…" letter.

Check out this list of features: I didn't see any Reviews yet, maybe I will be the only one :)

• This eco-friendly product features paper made from recycled elephant waste fibers
• Includes an informational pamphlet on elephants and the making of this product
• Rectangular Stationery Set
• Features Blank Cards
• Includes 6 Pieces of Paper , 6 Envelopes
• Includes Portfolio
• Burgundy
• Also Features Odorless
• Made of Acid-Free Recycled Paper, Textured Paper

Happy birthday barry!

Hi

King of the Hill's "Unmentionable Problem" episode

"Hank's Unmentionable Problem" :: Feb. 23, 1997

Episode: Hank's ongoing constipation causes great concern for Peggy and, much to Hank's embarrassment, everyone else in Arlen knows too. It's been 4 days since his last visit.

The moral of the epsiode is to eat more "Faux Fu". I guess in Texas there's a huge consumption of meat!

Here, Peggy rushes into the restroom while Hank is sitting on the can. She just woke up from a horrible nightmare where she & everyone in Arlen is at Hank's funeral - he is killed by toxic-poo! Peggy begs him to go seek professional help. (Don't die on us Hank!!!!!)
The episode shows everyone eating bacon and steak - a basic plateful of reddish brown food.
Then there's poor Hank trying to eat his Faux Fu due to doctor's orders. He makes a visit to the public restroom and Peggy suggests he goes into the Ladies for privacy...don't we all want that? There's at least 3 shots in the episode of Hank sitting on the can!! I didn't know television can show stuff like that? NO parts were displayed of course // Not even a butt shot - thank you!

My question is, why does the poo doctor at the hospital have to be Asian!? or is he the preview of Con & Min moving into the neighborhood??.....