There's a new neighbor in the neighborhood

Look who moved into the neighborhood?! This sign has been one of the best highlights of the entire neighborhood. People walking their dogs have stopped to inquire about its findings. Yet, tenants like me have seen the unmentionable rolling around the car port.

Yes I "pootalk", but I don't want to drive my car over one's poop! It's one thing to talk about it - but to see it, is a whole new blog...

This humorously designed sign was created by my neighbor nextdoor to me in apt #4. I asked her about where she found the image of the man squatting, and she said her boyfriend posted the photo of this squatter to make sure whoever was doing it could see the image even if they didn't know how to READ!! ha!

They have now moved out and I'm sure they will not miss the dodging of doodoo outside their car door.
I have asked her to leave their sign behind as a reminder of their humor.
Great chatting with you! Thanks for the gift....I mean the sign.

Who is BABY POO? 11:16:08

I took my mother to the Felt Club Holiday 2008 event on November 16th.
Leslie Hall performed 2 songs which was a treat for me, and I walked about 7 rows of hand-made crafts & felt-made creatures/characters.
One piece I bought was a rescued-vintage plate hand-painted by an artist named:

Nancy Mungcal
visit: www.prettylittlethieves.com

The other was a sweet little rolled up piece of felt. This small ornament was named
"Baby Poo" created by the designer named:

Hae Eun Park (Planet Tokki)
visit: www.planettokki.com

You have to check out the rest of the Poo Family...there's larger varieties of poo to choose from like Veggie, Fiber, and Carnie.... yum.

I love New York!

no, no, no NOT Tiffany....Bleeker Bleeker Bleeker!!!

I found the Marc by Marc Jacobs store off Bleeker Street in New York, and bought the most adorable aqua-green 70's inspired dress (Hawaiian Aqua) and a couple of cashmere scarves. The next day I decided to go to the Marc Jacobs collection store to check out their selection of purses and across the street was the Little Marc for Kids shop! Inside they have a shop dog, and I forgot his name...anyhow, leaving the shop I saw this little sign that made my day (aside from Marc-heaven block).... The sign said: "Please no Pee-Pee" stenciled onto a shiny gold plaque which was placed perfectly into a tree planted square. My trip was complete.

o m g - who is this springer?!

Today, I suggested the best name for a pet would be "kinkypoo".

The coworker asks, "Why does everything have to be about poo with you?"
so, he sends me this fantastic picture of a peaunt-shaped poo! Ha!

...who is this humorously, hatted-young springer?

Mr Hanky, meet Miss Dingle Berrie...

What! Why is this the FIRST I've ever heard of him?! I'm NOT alone.
This is strangely silly & bizzare, but I want to see more.

YouTube™ this image:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRL4WkMDysk

Mr Hanky says, "Poo is everything"...wow, we are connected.
I feel like we can finish each other's sentences. weird. We ARE
on the same page. I might have to meet the man behind this genius.
I'm available for long walks on the beach... ;P

Hungry for Curry?

This is the best discovery in the world to me! Ha!!
I might as well shutdown my blog...
I've come full circle...
I've reached the top of Mount Everest!

Ambiance is KEY to having a great dining experience. This is the place if you're ready to
dine in a room full of happy gigglin', orange-haired Asian groupies. Just order up a big pot of hot-steaming, blistering curry to accompany your chocolate swirly ice cream droppin' served up in a toilet dish? I'll take 1 order....(I GoLEAN)

I wonder if they hand out rolls of toilet paper for napkins??? that would just floor me.

If you are ever in these areas, please tell me how it is & don't forget your camera:
Modern Toilet Restaurant (Taiwan)
Marton Theme Restaurant (Japan)

check'this place:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D883OhLb9SE

heh, this definitely makes me 'proud' to be of both Chinese & Japanese decent....
but I'm gonna pack my bags to Japan (preferably with my Prada bag :)

Someone Poop'd on me!

I'm in search of a new assistant designer. I posted a listing online and have gotten many interested applicants. It's looking good!! This morning, I got a unexpected email from some rude self-proclaimed pseudo-professional. He said I was asking for the impossible and that he was offended by my posting saying my ad was " hopelessly unrealistic" and that I should grow up?!
Ahh! Right, how dare he!

Everything I was accused of came out from nowhere - considering we do compensate with pay.....it's just a student internship. I guess he didn't have the skills to do this internship or let alone read??

I had to respond. I served him with a email of kindness and slightly undercut him with the insinuation of his monster ego and his raging insecurities.

Whoever you are "M" - good luck with graduating the first grade.
(trivialarts.com image)

Austin Powers vs. Soul Plane

I know, I know....you are thinking hands down that Austin Powers is
going to win this one. But first check out these YouTube™ clips to see
what I mean:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRbz7pRcees
vs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-YVt4gfquA


I think Tom Arnold is perfect for pulling-off dumb humor like this. He's in both movies, but Kevin Hart makes this scene so wild! It's great! Personally, I love the entire Austin Powers series, but Soul Plane took it to another level. I "crapped my pants" laughing!

shits & giggles

....so here i am on a saturday night blogging....yes, it's bs when someone calls the day-of to cancel a night-out. What's a girl do - but blog & bitch!

There are a couple of things to keep me busy in the meantime. I can get my "feel-sorry-for-me" fat ass cookies. Or I can grab a random munchie-buffet variety. But since I had gained a couple of vanity pounds, I have a couple of new snack'in patterns I've been holding onto. Have you heard of "Go LEAN" Crunch? Let me just tell you - forget about the colonic treatments and your grandmothers' metamucil - I introduce you to the rectal party train!!

Normally, I mix fruit & vanilla non-fat yogurt. But every once in a while, I just like something crunchie! For some idiot reason, I never learn. There should be warning signs on this box, like:

- WARNING: Do not eat more than recommended serving of 1 cup AND think it's not going
to get you later; it will.

- DO be NEAR a restroom at all times; not public.

- Do not attempt on a long road trip, or drive the convertible

- Do not attempt on the same or FOLLOWING night of a hot "date"

- Do not attempt any rigorous exercises; this includes yoga ladies & gents

- Do not avoid any warning signs of trouble; Mount Vesuvius will erupt.

- Do not eat in conjunction with any other fiber treatments (i.e. FiberOne bars, pills, powder, vegetables); in any event you have just OD'ed! call your mother

I can go on about my troubles, but man when you think it's over it's usually not?
A friend of mine suggested I try eating GoLEAN the night before and figure things out in the morning ;) But will this give me nightmares? or will the 'unmentionable' happen in my sleep?
Whatever the case, I love the cleanse. The side effects are entertaining. I just have to pace myself or else my insides will be crying for an ibuprofen.