o m g - who is this springer?!

Today, I suggested the best name for a pet would be "kinkypoo".

The coworker asks, "Why does everything have to be about poo with you?"
so, he sends me this fantastic picture of a peaunt-shaped poo! Ha!

...who is this humorously, hatted-young springer?

Mr Hanky, meet Miss Dingle Berrie...

What! Why is this the FIRST I've ever heard of him?! I'm NOT alone.
This is strangely silly & bizzare, but I want to see more.

YouTube™ this image:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRL4WkMDysk

Mr Hanky says, "Poo is everything"...wow, we are connected.
I feel like we can finish each other's sentences. weird. We ARE
on the same page. I might have to meet the man behind this genius.
I'm available for long walks on the beach... ;P

Hungry for Curry?

This is the best discovery in the world to me! Ha!!
I might as well shutdown my blog...
I've come full circle...
I've reached the top of Mount Everest!

Ambiance is KEY to having a great dining experience. This is the place if you're ready to
dine in a room full of happy gigglin', orange-haired Asian groupies. Just order up a big pot of hot-steaming, blistering curry to accompany your chocolate swirly ice cream droppin' served up in a toilet dish? I'll take 1 order....(I GoLEAN)

I wonder if they hand out rolls of toilet paper for napkins??? that would just floor me.

If you are ever in these areas, please tell me how it is & don't forget your camera:
Modern Toilet Restaurant (Taiwan)
Marton Theme Restaurant (Japan)

check'this place:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D883OhLb9SE

heh, this definitely makes me 'proud' to be of both Chinese & Japanese decent....
but I'm gonna pack my bags to Japan (preferably with my Prada bag :)

Someone Poop'd on me!

I'm in search of a new assistant designer. I posted a listing online and have gotten many interested applicants. It's looking good!! This morning, I got a unexpected email from some rude self-proclaimed pseudo-professional. He said I was asking for the impossible and that he was offended by my posting saying my ad was " hopelessly unrealistic" and that I should grow up?!
Ahh! Right, how dare he!

Everything I was accused of came out from nowhere - considering we do compensate with pay.....it's just a student internship. I guess he didn't have the skills to do this internship or let alone read??

I had to respond. I served him with a email of kindness and slightly undercut him with the insinuation of his monster ego and his raging insecurities.

Whoever you are "M" - good luck with graduating the first grade.
(trivialarts.com image)

Austin Powers vs. Soul Plane

I know, I know....you are thinking hands down that Austin Powers is
going to win this one. But first check out these YouTube™ clips to see
what I mean:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRbz7pRcees
vs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-YVt4gfquA


I think Tom Arnold is perfect for pulling-off dumb humor like this. He's in both movies, but Kevin Hart makes this scene so wild! It's great! Personally, I love the entire Austin Powers series, but Soul Plane took it to another level. I "crapped my pants" laughing!

shits & giggles

....so here i am on a saturday night blogging....yes, it's bs when someone calls the day-of to cancel a night-out. What's a girl do - but blog & bitch!

There are a couple of things to keep me busy in the meantime. I can get my "feel-sorry-for-me" fat ass cookies. Or I can grab a random munchie-buffet variety. But since I had gained a couple of vanity pounds, I have a couple of new snack'in patterns I've been holding onto. Have you heard of "Go LEAN" Crunch? Let me just tell you - forget about the colonic treatments and your grandmothers' metamucil - I introduce you to the rectal party train!!

Normally, I mix fruit & vanilla non-fat yogurt. But every once in a while, I just like something crunchie! For some idiot reason, I never learn. There should be warning signs on this box, like:

- WARNING: Do not eat more than recommended serving of 1 cup AND think it's not going
to get you later; it will.

- DO be NEAR a restroom at all times; not public.

- Do not attempt on a long road trip, or drive the convertible

- Do not attempt on the same or FOLLOWING night of a hot "date"

- Do not attempt any rigorous exercises; this includes yoga ladies & gents

- Do not avoid any warning signs of trouble; Mount Vesuvius will erupt.

- Do not eat in conjunction with any other fiber treatments (i.e. FiberOne bars, pills, powder, vegetables); in any event you have just OD'ed! call your mother

I can go on about my troubles, but man when you think it's over it's usually not?
A friend of mine suggested I try eating GoLEAN the night before and figure things out in the morning ;) But will this give me nightmares? or will the 'unmentionable' happen in my sleep?
Whatever the case, I love the cleanse. The side effects are entertaining. I just have to pace myself or else my insides will be crying for an ibuprofen.